OK, so I went out about 9:45 this evening looking for one of those grabber thing-a-ma-bobs - right! I went by Auto Zone and they were open - Cool

, purchased the before mentioned object and then went to the local quickie-mart, purchased a pack of smokes and a sixer of Keystone (hay, it's a weeknight - Keystone light) and went back to the pain cave commonly known as my garage which, by the way; contains one 1979 Fiat spider in really poor shape (I do have cable in the pain cave). Afther that, I proceeded to go "fishing" for the object that has brought us so much joy on this thread. On the bright side, apparently their was a June Bug taking up residence in my #2 cylinder which I had to sadly evict from the premises. Other than that, it was a regular old day of fishing consisting of drinking Keystone and smoking really, really good cigarretts. NO FISH! Unfortunatly, on this trip I couldn't go to the local Super and purchase a few filles to justify my drinking beer to the wife. So, the night was not a compleet waste of time because I am feeling pretty good about my cituation.
So, It comes to this - To remove the head or not to remove the head, that is the question! Weather it is nobler in the mind to think about the spark plug thingie exiting the exhaust or, to take arms against a sea of troubles and by removing the head - get it out!
Sorry, I'm a little buzzed and I love Shakesphere and I can resite just about all the plays by heart! It's sick, I know! I can't help it!
Anyway, I was really thinking about the whole thing, what if I just kinda forget about the last two days and what went on

- Yes, I turned my head while writing that. But, really; what could happen? Think about it, the exhaust valve opens up in a DOWNWARD way and then closes. No bending of anything here - right

So, it gets stuck in the exhaust valve and then within the next two or three rotations - gets disloged and goes down the tail pipe. I could live with that - Right? Right? I really don't want to tear the head off!
Oh, and by the way, my motor does not have that little three prongy thingy that shows TDC. Kinda funny when you think about it. Someone broke it off or it's just not there. I don't know but It AIN"T THERE - Wait, Their's a quote somewhere - Oh here it is - "But he does confess to the corpral air and call it truth- yet for the life of me I see nothing". Oh man, I really need help!!
